Sunday, February 13, 2011

The Most Fascinating Cultural Figure of Our Time

Isn't James Franco amazing? He's in something like four different degree programs and he's hosting the Oscars and he played Allen Ginsburg (pretty well, actually) and he does weird art videos, etc, etc, etc. 

Well, you know who's more amazing? BILL M****RF***IN' MURRAY, that's who.

So Franco's way into poetry.  Well, so is Murray

Franco was on a soap opera. Bill Murray signed on to be the voice of goddamn Garfield because he thought the script was by Joel Coen! (Turns out it was Joel Cohen.)

And let me ask you this:
When was the last time you heard about James Franco winning a major professional golf tournament, LIKE BILL MURRAY JUST DID?!?!?!?

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