Memo to Andre 3000 and Big Boi

Why is there not an Outkast-sanctioned Chonkyfire^TM brand hot sauce? I would carry it around in one of these and put it on everything.

Unexpected Spam (AKA Inbox Got Biffled)

How did Red Man tobacco get my email address?  Got a message from them this morning promoting their Red Man Moist Snuff and the Red Man Racing Team (featuring Greg Biffle driving the #27).  Does it have anything to do with the Georgia Satellites CD I purchased recently?  Gotta say, though, the prospect of winning a Biffle-autographed pit crew fire suit is almost enough to make me start dippin'.

[Note to Red Man: I am not serious.  Please do not send me any free samples.]

[Note to kids: Do not put this stuff in your mouth.  Your lips will fall off.  Not right away, but eventually.]

[Note to readers: Please do not think I am making fun of the Georgia Satellites.  They were awesome.  Two words: "Battleship Chains".]

Rock Thoughts of the Day (with Triple Question Marks!)

Those two preview tracks from the upcoming Flaming Lips album sound pretty good to these ears. If it was going to be a single rather than a double album, I could already imagine the reviews - "return to form", "their best since Yoshimi", "their best since Soft Bulletin", "their weirdest since Clouds Taste Metallic". But a double...can they pull it off???

That Jeff Tweedy Spin cover kind of scares me a little when I see it at newsstands. I'm sure I'm not alone in this. And is that what I think it is on the sleeve of his Nudie suit???