How did Red Man tobacco get my email address? Got a message from them this morning promoting their Red Man Moist Snuff and the Red Man Racing Team (featuring Greg Biffle driving the #27). Does it have anything to do with the Georgia Satellites CD I purchased recently? Gotta say, though, the prospect of winning a Biffle-autographed pit crew fire suit is almost enough to make me start dippin'.
[Note to Red Man: I am not serious. Please do not send me any free samples.]
[Note to kids: Do not put this stuff in your mouth. Your lips will fall off. Not right away, but eventually.]
[Note to readers: Please do not think I am making fun of the Georgia Satellites. They were awesome. Two words: "Battleship Chains".]
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