Thursday, February 25, 2010

First They Came For The Bundt Cake, And I Said Nothing...

I initially misread "food deserts" as "food desserts" in this Village Voice headline:

Michelle Obama Wants to Eliminate Food Deserts in Seven Years

and thought, "Maybe we really are on the road to tyranny" and also, "aren't all desserts 'food'?"

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Isn't she also trying to fight childhood obesity? Maybe "They" are coming to take away the Ding Dongs and Chocodiles. As Heston would say - (picture me in front of a large crowd holding a Chocodile above my head in my right hand) "From my cold dead hands!"

Steve said...

If I ever get the urge to eat a Chocodile again, I hope Michelle is there to take it away from me. I'm not giving up the Swiss Cake Rolls, though. I will hunker down like a Branch Davidian if they come for those.